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Greg and the Beanstalk By Coventry Cullipher AKA InspectorZenigata I know you've all heard the story.. big bad giant, tiny helpless kid and the grand treasures he liberated from the aforementioned monster. Helpless my ass. That kid was about as helpless as a pissed off panther with PMS. What? You don't know me? Perhaps it would be prudent to introduce myself before I continue. I'm the Giant. Yes, that one. No, the fall didn't kill. Don't be daft. If the fall killed me, would I be here? I think not. My name? That's right.. they never mentioned that in the stories, did they. Wouldn't want to make me seem human or something, Heavens no. My